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glennoconnell:

Frozen 2

(via laugh-addict)

queerqueensansa:

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

(via whitedad)

inbox:

Like a good neighbor, stay over there

(via human)

radthai:

When your teacher puts their hand on your shoulder
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(via shut-uhp)

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

(via greeklesbian)

tupacabra:

i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….

(via human)

officialwhitegirls:

mom: were gonna have mcdonalds for dinner

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(via shut-uhp)

ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

(Source: ughadler, via perks-of-being-chinese)

I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

(via paolalunapotter)

vinebox:

When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off

(via ruinedchildhood)